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Pár vtípků, které pochopí jen ti, kdo pletou a háčkují :-)
1. What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
2. What do you call an unmarried stitch?
A single crochet.
3. What kind of needlework is always angry?
Cross stitch.
4. Why could a knitter never be Prime Minister?
Because she would keep too much yarn in her cabinet.
5. What are the steps of learning to crochet?
It's a chain of events.
6. What do you get if you put a sheep on a trampoline?
A woolly jumper.
7. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles. |