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Dylan Moran (you…might have seen that coming)! Come on, it’s brilliant. He’s not bad looking at all, and he can act (you may have seen him in Shaun of the Dead, or the fabulous series Black Books). He’d be loads of fun in the TARDIS, the show would never be the same again. See -
10. Instead of Sonic Screwdriver, Doctor comes equipped with Sonic Beer Bottle Opener, capable of popping the most stubborn top from ten paces.
9. Now describes his average Saturday night, rather than time, as a “big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.”
8. Replaces link to Eye of Harmony – largely useless since the Last Great Time War – with Guinness draught tap.
7. One night after a raging bender through the Medusa Cascade, manages to repair Chameleon Circuit and TARDIS is now stuck on “English Pub” setting. This is both blessing and curse, as no one finds anything strange at all about a pub popping up randomly all over London…and therefore they keep trying to come in for a pint and a sandwich.
6. Rather than MacGuyvering his way across the universe solving problems with “a kettle and some string,” prefers to utilize the controversial but undeniably direct “cricket bat” method. This has resulted in banning from multiple galaxies, universes, and alternate realities.
5. No longer has Companions; has elected instead to take on Designated Drivers. Hijinks ensue, as Doctor is never sober enough to properly teach the repurposed Companions how to actually drive the TARDIS. They are all lucky no one has quite worked out how exactly to ticket an English Pub for reckless driving.
4. Has reset the event viewing monitor on the console to pick up only IFA Premiership and FAI League football games, depending on the year in which the inexpertly driven TARDIS ends up.
3. Being well aware that Ianto Jones totally resents Jack Harkness’ thing for the Doctor, will occasionally take the controls of the TARDIS and buzz the Torchwood Hub in Cardiff just to annoy the Tea Boy.
2. Outfit consists of battered sneakers, ancient Oxford button downs that are crookedly buttoned, and the same pair of jeans stained with cigarette ash and pub mustard. All the time.
1. “Exterminate! Exterminate! Exter – ” “Oh, bugger it. Have a glass of wine and shut up.”
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Již brzy dodám nějaké vkusné záhlaví, prozatím však postačí, když budete vědět, že tato místnost je taková naše malá TARDIS. Je větší zevnitř a slouží především pro zábavu a poučení.