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The Next Generation season VIII
# “ Picard falls in love with a French woman the crew finds in a crystal who turns out to be a plant. Geordi and Data hunt a mouse.
# The Enterprise fills with water, Riker must swim through increasingly flooded Jefferies tubes to reach the valve. Data learns to snap.
# Riker and Picard mistakenly abandon Data on a planet of dancing children. Someone has been touching Worf’s things, he’s upset.
# Troi falls for a handsome alien who steals her womb. Worf strikes a woman and scolds Alexander for eating cooked meat.
# The Klingon high counsel’s upset at each other and won’t stop assassinating all the time. A noise only Data can hear is driving him insane.
# The Borg show up and somehow randomizing the phasers actually works for once. Geordi starts to wear a hairband that looks like eyeglasses.
# Q shows up and acts like a total bastard until they give him Data’s foot “for keeps”. Troi senses the crew doubts her medical credentials.
# The Enterprise grows a positronic brain via holodeck and misbehaves. Worf refuses to wear shoes on the bridge, claims it’s “dishonorable”.
# Geordi and Data nurse a space bird back to health, and are sad when they have to release it. Picard is trapped in a turbolift with a baby.
# The prime directive is completely ignored when Picard really wants to ride a Centaur. Geordi sleeps through the whole episode by accident.
# The warp core needs to be shut down because it’s full of ants. Picard and Dr. Crusher engage in a very sexy 47 min staring contest.
# The crew has to deal with the loss of a really attractive ensign. Vacationing Ferengi leave a huge mess that Riker just blows into space.
# Lwaxana Troi makes an unscheduled visit to the ship, demands to marry THE WARP CORE. Barclay suffers major burns while trying to cook pasta.
# Worf brags about a new ceremonial knife for a week, then must prove his innocence after a mysterious stabbing. Riker does 150 pushups.
# Data and Geordi build an amazing pillow-fort, but are forced to disassemble it for Cardassian peace talks. Troi finds new life in her hair.
# Picard and Riker fix the political problems of an entire planet using common sense. Dr Crusher develops a small hypospray addiction.
# A planet of sexy, robed aliens refuse to return Riker to the ship. Miles O’Brien secretly hates his wife, job and the crew in general.
# Alien minstrels trap Riker in a 90’s dreamscape, only Picard can swashbuckle him free. Data and Geordi tie the hula hoop competition again.
# A sentient nebula chases the ship, which has nowhere to hide, because usually it would be in a nebula. Data adopts a dog, snake, and parrot.
# Geordie falls in love with a beautiful girl who turns out to be the exotic pet of a visiting dignitary. Riker’s birthday party is a success. |
